Your Sister,defined

I wrote this poem about myself for my brother, Jeff.

Your Sister, Defined

If I were a crayon, I'd be bright blue

If I were a song, I'd be a groovin' jazz tune

If I were a car, I'd be a VW Bug

If I were a guy, my name would be Doug

If I were an element, I would be water

If I had a choice, I would be taller

If I were a wine, I would be red

If I stopped having birthdays, I would be dead.