Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My apologies to Charles Wilkins

Choose Your Own Adventure #3

In order to get my point across about how easy it is to write funny posts, I've spoofed the poem Pancakes by Charles Wilkins. Mr. Wilkins, I am sorry for any way this embarrasses your brilliance.

Writing Funny Redeemed Diva Style

There's a trick to writing funny
That everyone should know
The trick is this: Be Honest
Loosen up! Let go!

Hit 'em with a metaphor
Hit 'em with a rhyme
Go and repeat yourself
Half a dozen times





Filled with expectation
Higher than your house
Higher than your mortgage payments
Higher than a mouse?

Then dose it with reality
Pour it on strong
Let them see how obvious
It is that you are wrong

Thursday, December 4, 2008

CORRECTION: My Christmas List

I want one of these...

to help me deal with my anger.
I'm going through a marriage course right now.
Naturally, I need one of these. There are some scriptures in the Bible that make me want to use this bag--not because the word of God is wrong. But because it is right.
That leaves only one person to be wrong and in sin: me.
I need this punching bag.