Choose Your Own Adventure #3
In order to get my point across about how easy it is to write funny posts, I've spoofed the poem Pancakes by Charles Wilkins. Mr. Wilkins, I am sorry for any way this embarrasses your brilliance.
Writing Funny Redeemed Diva Style
There's a trick to writing funny
That everyone should know
The trick is this: Be Honest
Loosen up! Let go!
Hit 'em with a metaphor
Hit 'em with a rhyme
Go and repeat yourself
Half a dozen times
Til
your
post
is...
Filled with expectation
Higher than your house
Higher than your mortgage payments
Higher than a mouse?
Then dose it with reality
Pour it on strong
Let them see how obvious
It is that you are wrong
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