Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My apologies to Charles Wilkins

Choose Your Own Adventure #3

In order to get my point across about how easy it is to write funny posts, I've spoofed the poem Pancakes by Charles Wilkins. Mr. Wilkins, I am sorry for any way this embarrasses your brilliance.

Writing Funny Redeemed Diva Style

There's a trick to writing funny
That everyone should know
The trick is this: Be Honest
Loosen up! Let go!

Hit 'em with a metaphor
Hit 'em with a rhyme
Go and repeat yourself
Half a dozen times





Filled with expectation
Higher than your house
Higher than your mortgage payments
Higher than a mouse?

Then dose it with reality
Pour it on strong
Let them see how obvious
It is that you are wrong

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