The post in which I pretend I am The Lumber Jack's Wife

Are you reading the Lumberjack's Wife?

You need to. She is hilarious!

She once had a dermatologist insist that one of her children was adopted even though she repeatedly defended the fact that this was the child who came forth from her womb and she had the labour story to prove it.

She is a new fave of mine.

Shout out to Lumber Jack's Wife.

And since I love her blog so much I thought I would pretend to be her.

It starts now:

This is an important blog post so please pay attention.

Thank you.

Item#1

A quick shout out to The real Lumber Jack's wife, Christine and my girl, Camie for participating in Flashback Friday. Holla, people! Holla!

Item #2

Don't make eye contact with a pig.

Item #3

Camie is my personal friend. (I just mentioned her in Item #1, keep up, people!)

Not just a blog friend. I mean, I know her in real life. (Lucky me!) And her pictures don't do her justice. She's gorgeous. And smart. She reminded me of why I blog. Because.it's. fun.

So I wanted to let her know that after a good night's sleep I am much more myself and not nearly as narcissistic as I was yesterday. I realized there is no paparazzi following me around.

Item 3a:

I do not mean that her picture makes her look nasty. I mean that she is even prettier in person.

Thank you.

Interruption:

I decided that I want to copy The Lumberjack's Wife crazy adjective game. It's where you post adjectives in the comment section and I write a post using those very adjectives. But I'm going to kick it up a notch by providing this information:

I will write a Not Me Monday post using your adjectives

Oh and 1000 (meaningless) points to those who can put in simile's. Oh, you bet your bottom dollar I will include them in my Not Me Monday post.

There's your assignment. Now go!

Go!Go!Go!Go!

You have until Noon PT time today.

For those who stayed with me...

Thank you.

Item #5

There was no item number four and I just jumped to five and you never caught on. Keep awake, people!

Real Item#5

Fancy shout out to my new friend Jenn (click here) She's my new friend because Number 1. She said she was and Number 2. She reads Amy Beth. She commented a few days ago and I never said hi. Hi Jenn. Now, the whole world knows about you (oh, yes people, the whole world. I read my stats. I know you are all listening!) High kicks and loud screams for Jenn everyone! Yah!

Item #6

Courtesy shout out to all others who have commented and I have not commented back. I've lost track. Sorry 'bout that, but if you understood what my laundry room, me thinks you'd understand. So, consider this the big "Hello" and "Thank you" and now we are all square and caught up. I'm resetting my clock to zero.

Now, feel free to comment.

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Item#7

I'm sorry if that last shout out to the vast many seems impersonal.

Thank you.

Item #8

I'm done now.

PS. Please comment and leave a simile or adjective for me to write my Not Me Monday post. Only guidelines are to keep your words relevant...

a.k.a.

Keep it Christian, people!

Thank you

The blog post in which I cleverly link my favourite blogs

**with one of my favourite posts by them

When I get on the computer and I need a good cup of tea,

I head over to Messie's house and I read on with great glee

When I'm in search of bran bars and wise words

I go here for the tasty treats and paintings of birds

Does chalk paint have a use? Oh, you betcha!

And check out all the other things that she has sketch-ahed

Encouragement for a Jesus-loving Mom

Can be found on this site along with a song

My new blogging buddies are in different phases of life

Here is a librarian, a fun girl and a great wife!

A new blogger on the block who is finding her voice

She likes to be real and finds time to rejoice

I go here for happy doodles and fun recipes

And spend time on here-projects with ease

My secret best friend (if she only knew)

Has a door on her wall and nest eggs so blue

For the best homeschool idea sites go to number Se7en

And this gal is my Unschooling heaven!

By my favourite, most favourite, is the girl who wears pink

For she writes what she does and all that she thinks

(She needs 5 links for you to really capture her uniqueness)

Who she is

Why her blog post titles are the best!

Why I have to keep reading her blog

Yes, she did admit that on the internet

One of my all time faves

Attention! Attention! She's at it again

Brambleberry Grace is making a whole lot of sense. Great writing, fabulous thought and, of course, something to make one smile. Read the jazzy hair post. Just do it.

And just for giggles, here's a clip of a song that makes us laugh. A family performed this last night at the Homeschool Variety show and we were all laughing so hard. At the end the whole audience was singing along. Fabulous!