In the red corner, we have the reigning champion. Heavyweight-hitter with a goal of world domination, Mr. weed-sucking-the-life-out-of-your-plants Dandy Lion!
(Crowd boos)
BOOOOOOOOO!
In the blue corner we have the challenging underdog, featherweight with a goal of yard weed annihilation, Redeemed Diva.
Crowd cheers
YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
(random guy holds up JOHN 3:16 sign)
Redeemed Diva does some fast talking. "Dude, first I'm going to boil your roots and kill your potential to dig deep and fight against me....
You will never age.
You will not grow grey.
You will never see your grandchildren.
(Leans close and whispers)You will die alone and friendless.
Who wins?
Find out....
dunh,dunh,dunh!
9 comments:
Congratulations. Not everyone can make weeding sound so fun! : ) You crack me up.
LOL! I've personally always liked dandy lions...
I hope you win but those dandys are pretty tenacious!
Buuuutttt....the dandilion is so pretttty?
I just realized I have no idea how to spell dandilion.
poop.
I didn't know you could boil roots.
lol! I am rooting for you!! :) Thanks for making me laugh this morning!! :) I hope you are triumphant!
LOL!!!! When your finished there, can you come defeat the bermuda grass in my flowerbeds?
Lol! I'm rooting for you! You go girl!!! :)
Dandy Lions are such a pain, aren't they?
P.S. your word verification today is calkckin . . . how do you even pronounce that?
You are hilarious. I hope you won!
lol - you're so funny! So how do you boil the roots? I've never heard of that...Very interesting!
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