My apologies to Charles Wilkins

Choose Your Own Adventure #3

In order to get my point across about how easy it is to write funny posts, I've spoofed the poem Pancakes by Charles Wilkins. Mr. Wilkins, I am sorry for any way this embarrasses your brilliance.

Writing Funny Redeemed Diva Style

There's a trick to writing funny

That everyone should know

The trick is this: Be Honest

Loosen up! Let go!

Hit 'em with a metaphor

Hit 'em with a rhyme

Go and repeat yourself

Half a dozen times

Til

your

post

is...

Filled with expectation

Higher than your house

Higher than your mortgage payments

Higher than a mouse?

Then dose it with reality

Pour it on strong

Let them see how obvious

It is that you are wrong

CORRECTION: My Christmas List

I want one of these...

to help me deal with my anger.

I'm going through a marriage course right now.

Naturally, I need one of these. There are some scriptures in the Bible that make me want to use this bag--not because the word of God is wrong. But because it is right.

That leaves only one person to be wrong and in sin: me.

I need this punching bag.